Where is my Danish?

Happy Holidays

2008-12-23T14:02:00.002-07:00

I want to wish everyone a very Happy Holiday season. I would say Merry Christmas... but I do not want to offend anyone, oh wait I always offend people. Maybe I did not want to off hand anyone, not sure what an off hand is other then in D&D and WoW it is the hand that does not hold your main weapon. So I suppose to off hand some one would be a bit like slapping someone on the cheek (face or bottom, you decide) but with less strength or control then the primary hand. Being that I generally am a none violent person I can say with some clarity that I would not want to off hand anyone, unless they where into that sort of thing.

Does anyone have special plans for the holidays? My goal this year is much the same as it is every year, try to sleep past 2am, now this is not do to River waking up, it is do to me still being like 12 mentally when it comes to most things I enjoy. Secondly not to get sick eating way to much food. Thirdly not to forget to wear pants to the in-laws house. That was perhaps the most memorable Christmas pageant yet. Sorry to all those how have been scared for life, I swear I really did forget my pants. Why I took my shirt off half way through was a conscious decision and I stand by the fact that it was more comfortable, why be half naked when you can be all naked all the time. Any way enough about me and my nakedness and more about you and your nakedness... what is that to presumptuous of me to assume you are reading my blog naked? If not I think you my find it more enjoyable that way, but if not keep your cloths on, this is the internet after all, you can do what ever you want when ever you want and know one knows who you are.

Merry Christmas,

Anonymous

Nothing to see here

2008-10-04T13:16:00.002-06:00

Well it is official, I have ran out of clever and or witty things to say. So this post will be very boring and very brief.

see told you... comment about how bored you are or anything you do to stave of the boredom. Be has graphic and explicit as need be :)

its official

2008-09-29T14:08:00.001-06:00

Okay all you devoted fans... okay... how about hello Anna and Deborah, the domain name change is done. www.photo-baggins.com officially works.

www.photo-baggins.com is ALIVE!!! almost

2008-09-29T11:47:00.005-06:00

This is going to be a very quick and a little bit dirty (Yes that dirty) post. After looking at all the suggestions for my web sites domain name (it took a while being that I received 0 suggestions). I did however decide on a name with some assistance from my loverly wife. so with out further a doo-doo my domain name is: www.photo-baggins.com. It currently is a place holder while all the parties involved get there stuff together (I think my people are calling their people who in turn are calling their people). Once they are all talking nicely the site should just work. I will try and remember to update the blogger world when it is up.

Yellowstone & Website Help

2008-09-19T10:33:00.004-06:00

Last week I was in yellowstone as I am sure at least one of you would be aware. I took several pictures (Hundreds really) and have posted them up on my other web page, you know the one where I have all my photos. I am also starting to Blog there a little (can I use blog in that way?). So please go take a look, let me know what you think, please leave comments, oh why don't people leave comments, don't they like me!!!! Oh sorry about that little outburst. I am not sure where that came from exactly.

So if you feel like taking a look please go here.

Also if you would not mind helping me name the site so I can have a cool URL rather then http://web.me.com/the.stiney/Site I would appreciate it. I really wanted www.photobaggins.com, but alas some other witty photographers have taken it. Good for them I say, but bad for me. So please feel free to offer several suggestions for what the domain name should be. I will check what are available, and decide what one I like the most. This contest is open for all readers, and the winner will get the honor of paying the registration fee... well maybe not, but I will mention who came up with the new name.

Web Site updates

2008-08-20T14:43:00.003-06:00

Okay, I finally updated my website, it still does not have an actual domain name, I will do that some day over the rainbow way up hig... um, did I just break out in song? Songs from the Wizard of OZ!!! Wow, I am, Wow. huh I did not see that coming, oh well.

Back to what I was saying, ah yes, I have updated the website and added some new, and a few old photos to it. Please be kind, give advice, be rude, mock me, pull my hair (it's okay I like it), but above all else take a look. Here is the URL for now;

http://web.me.com/the.stiney/Site/Home.html

Now some people may have a link to my site, that link will still work... but it will not work right. So if you have a link to my site directly off your blog, website, or back of your hand; please update it to this new and exciting URL.

I am hoping to keep this site more updated and add photos as I take them. We will see how that goes, first I have to get off my rump and actually do stuff. Anyone who knows me knows how hard this can be for me.

So until next time, I wish you all a fond farewell, and some of you an even fonder farewell still.

2008-08-06T10:20:00.002-06:00

Well I have good news and bad news, first the bad news... This is for Anna, Debbie and I would love to have you over for dinner, however it may not be as exciting as a certain Poetic Nudest friends. Odds are good there would be twinkies and dingdongs. Correct me if I am wrong here. Now for the good news:

The changes have been fully manifested and I am pleased to say that I am half as hairy as half of you and twice as hairy as twice of you? Um.. anyhow, so on to the changes, I kept most of my body hair in check while gaining a slight blue tint to my skin, mostly I look all shiney and monster like. Now if only Kate Beckinsale would come over in latex outfit... Sorry were was I?

Ah yes the changes, they did not happen at all. My current employer let me know I am wanted and offered to build me a swimming pool filled with gold coins. I am fairly sure they meant Those little chocolate coins in the gold foil wrapping, but that is still a very generous offer.

So to make a long story longer, I have had the following things happen since my last post:
Pool of Chocolate gold, Intrigued by Anna's desire for a "dinner" party :), a weird desire to fight a vampire and have my girlfriend slice his head in half, kept a job that is very close to home, cracked my ribs, cracked an egg, took a picture, fell asleep.

All and all not as funny as last time, kind of let down really. I do hope you hang in there with me until I get my funny back. I expect it to return shortly... if not some one will have to be sacrificed to fulfill my humors desire. Not that I find human sacrifice funny, what I meant to say was... oh never mind no one is reading any more anyways.

Change is good, right?

2008-07-30T12:28:00.002-06:00

Well today I accepted a new job, so unless my current employer makes some sort of ridiculous counter offer, I will be going through the changes.

I am fairly sure some of the changes involve the following;
Increased body hair, Long pointy fingernails, longer pointer canine teeth, increased appetite for food and other things "wink wink, nudge nudge now what I mean", and of course the uncontrollable desire to kill everything once a month.

or maybe the changes will be more subtle;
Pale skin, gaunt look, fangs, overwhelming desire to suck the blood out of the living, overwhelmingly attractive to the opposite sex.

Or maybe I am wrong about what all these changes really mean, maybe I will not become undead at all, instead just an IT guy (same thing really).